Every Newspaper On Earth Says John McCain Is An Idiot

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Oh good God what is going on today? Pretty muchevery publication in the country has a big article about how John McCain -- the guy who just attacked Barack Obama for being all style and no substance -- knows literally nothing about anything, and just blurts out a random arrangement of words whenever he's asked about foreign or domestic policy. As a consequence, he comes off sounding underinformed and not terribly interested in the details of governance, not to mention possibly senile and a little bit retarded.


A little gem from the deputy editorial page editor of your liberal daily rag, the Wall Street Journal:

On Sunday, he said on national television that to solve Social Security "everything's on the table," which of course means raising payroll taxes. On July 7 in Denver he said: "Senator Obama will raise your taxes. I won't."

This isn't a flip-flop. It's a sex-change operation.

He got back to the subject Tuesday in Reno, Nev. Reporters asked about the Sunday tax comments. Mr. McCain replied, "The worst thing you could do is raise people's payroll taxes, my God!" Then he was asked about working with Democrats to fix Social Security, and he repeated, "everything has to be on the table." But how can . . .? Oh never mind.

And then this thing from that "John McCain is an idiot, but he has Core Values that come from his Gut" article in the Washington Post:

[I]n a speech this past spring, McCain called for expelling Russia from the Group of Eight, the club of leading economic powers, on the grounds that Russia is not a real democracy. Not long after, he gave a speech in Denver on arms control and suggested that the United States "can work in partnership with Russia to strengthen protections against weapons of mass destruction."

"Would that happen before or after we kick them out of the G-8?" quipped a Republican arms control expert who held high positions in previous Republican administrations.

The most tragic thing about the next three months will be watching John McCain try to catch up on all of the news he has been ignoring for the past 50 years. It will be like that Rocky montage where he exercises and eats raw eggs, except it will be John McCain reading the large-print edition of Congressional Quarterly and falling asleep with his mouth open.

Is John McCain Stupid? [Wall Street Journal]

The Curious Mind of John McCain [Washington Post]

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