Everyone Do Some Celebratory 'Stoner Culture Thing' In Honor Of New Jersey!


  • Medical marijuana is now legal in the nearby state of New Jersey! This is a thing MTV orchestrated, for its popular Jersey Shore documentary series. [New York Times]
  • Miep Gies, the very nice Dutch lady who hid Anne Frank and her family from the cast of Jersey Shore, has died at 100. [Washington Post]
  • Today is the funeral for Joe Biden's mother in Joe Biden's Delaware. [CNN]
  • More birds than ever are dangerously crashing into airplanes. Someone put birds on the No Fly list. [AP]
  • Human-steroid hybrid Mark McGwire admitted that he took illegal drugs that helped him hit more baseballs with a baseball bat. [Wall Street Journal]
  • The chocolate-covered Corporates at Cadbury are trying their very best to avoid being purchased, unwrapped and left to melt by Kraft. [Reuters]

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