The Paultards are onto us, the "addicts and derelicts." We were only planning on going tothe March drunk, not on drugs, although that sounds like a pretty good idea now that they've mentioned it. Anyway, we'll have details for our 9 a.m. Saturday Paultardpalooza Pre-gaming by the end of the afternoon. If you're interested in coming (most likely to a bar around Capitol Hill), please send an e-mail to tips@wonkette.com, with subject line "HOT NAKED FLAPPERS." We just want to get a basic headcount. [Ron Paul Forums]