Why did Sluggo quit baseball? Who didn't shut it down? Why is there so much crack in Cairo? These are the stories making news at 3 a.m. in Washington D.C. and midnight somewhere else, maybe the West Coast.

And we didn't manage to put up a new post on Sunday evening, because of Issues with "sluggers" and "Slugworth" and other such problems. But we'll be back with It's Morning In America in just a few hours, so hurry up and go to sleep! [9 & 10 News/AP]