While perusing the roster of Tea Party Convention speakers to see whether Michele Bachmann and Marsha Blackburn, who have both dropped out, are still listed there -- they are -- we notice that this is clearly a trap for rich little boys to unsuspectingly -- or knowingly, HEY-O! -- get molested billions of times. It's like everyone's wacky, unemployed 46-year-old uncle decided to leave mother's house to have a convention, for sexin'. "Teabagging" is back in play. Watch the fuck out. [Tea Party Convention]