- No Clinton Staffer Left Behind: Obama has named Leon Panetta as the new director of the CIA. [The Caucus]
- Yesterday Bush's cat, India, died. It was savagely murdered by Warren Hastings. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Obama has hired Pete Souza as Official White House Photographer. "You Guys Can Tag Yourselves Later" will be Souza's first collection of photos from the Obama White House. [Ben Smith]
- China is blaming its half-Internet full of weird Chinese porn on Google. [HuffPost]
- Today Obamas Malia and Sasha start their first day of Harvard Law. [Politico]
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