Exclusive Photo Of John 'WALNUTS!' McCain!

Not too bad for a dead guy!Reader Mactastic scored a citizen-snapped photo of this charming geezer, writing, "He is either posing to appear younger than he is (fierce!) or his left eye is decomposing in its socket because he is the oldest man on earth and he has to squint to hold it in. Whatever the reason, he looks dumb in pictures and is therefore not good enough to be America's Next Top Commander in Chief."


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