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Extremely Sane Person Randall Terry Beats Obama In Oklahoma Primaries

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Operation Rescue founder Randall "I hate my dead live dead gay son" Terry beat President Barack Obama in the Democratic primaries in 15 Oklahoma counties. That's all well and good -- NOobaAma, and etc. -- but what does Randall Terry think of his gay son? Did you answer "disgusted" and "ashamed"? DING DING DING winner winner step right up!

Longtime anti-abortion activist Randall Terry in recent years has campaigned against gay marriage and homosexuality. So it was of some embarrassment to him when his son Jamiel published an article in the May issue of Out magazine revealing that he is gay. Terry responded by writing an op-ed, sharply criticizing his son and saying, "He is no longer welcome in my home."

For good measure, Terry called his son full of fraud and deceit, and asked all good Christians to pray for his redemption, so that's nice. We're sure his deceitful, fraudulent son would appreciate it, if'n he had any manners at all.

Wonkette Sadness Update, OH NO! Your editrix, in making a very clever Heathers joke about gay sons, unfortunately had not googled deeply enough to find that Terry's gay son did in fact die this past December. Our true condolences to whomever might have acted as his real family.

[Beliefnet]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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