Just as the world was getting over the end of Mitt Romney's campaign -- as the tears of children in Java, Mongolia, Malawi and even our own United States had finally stopped flowing -- our Mittens has decided to formally endorse John McCain today. We miss you, Mittens! Don't surrender like this to the McCain 9/11 Terrorists! Seeing your name in the news again... oh, the tears of loss have suddenly returned. [AP/Breitbart]