Your Wonkette associate editor was buying his weekly "groceries" (frozen gravy-flavored bacon sticks and chocolate) at the Safeway on 14th & D sts. SE when suddenly his fellow customers screamed, "OMG IT'S OBAMA." Then: "I want my picture taken with Obama." Lastly: "Oh he's just wax Obama." Just kidding, your associate editor was the only person to do this. This is the famousWax Demon, and it will be terrorizing other Safeways in the District tonight, according to the terrorist in charge. This is what feminism looks like!