The only British citizen of any distinction who supports Hillary Clinton is Elton John. The rest of the tea-swilling liberal Socialists in the tiny island nation of London would vote for Barack Obama if they could, and now even Americans living abroad are catching Obama Fever. In fact, several prominent Anglo-American celebrities have hosted various Obama fundraisers in their City of Ancient Plumbing! Find out which uppity former New Yorkers are now funding Hopey in pounds sterling.

Well Gwyneth Paltrow, for one! Remember she left the United States to poop out babies in England because she found George Bush "a disgrace"?

And who else? Amy Winehouse's producer, and Rupert Murdoch's daughter.

The only human resident of London who supports John McCain is, of course, an ancient man whose house, we are informed, was built in the mid-1700s, back when the Republican candidate was in the full flush of youth.

London Goes Gaga For U.S. Politics [Forbes]