Farewell, And May God Continue To Bless America

Well, that's about enough from us as guest editor, kids. We finally figured out how to undo the chain the real Wonkette used to keep us here on her couch all week, and now we're going to ransack her house looking for more booze. Thanks for reading, thanks for sending in tips and thanks to the real Wonkette for abandoning us so completely in this terrifying world. So this is "Joe Klein," signing off...

Oh wait, we almost forgot. Secret identity revealed after the jump.

I Am Not

Ah... We kid because we love...



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