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Thank you, Wonkette Patriot-Operatives around this great nation, for all the weird pictures you've sent to your Wonkette. Here's a new batch of Liberty, as seen by you, the Libertines.

You know how long these people have waited for a chance to say GO BACK TO AFRICA to black people in America? And now it's just an "anger at government statement," ha ha, nothing more to it than that!

The unholy mix of Internet goths & Paultards & Jesus-loving plump-tard Americans Against Kenyans is best illustrated by this gloomy gal in her best exurban day-bat grunge cheerleader outfit complete Beetlejuice hand-socks and Hot Topic's popular "Fuck Your God in Latino gang font" black tee with a hastily added Obama/Batman vs. the Joker/Socialism printout sort of half covering "God." We'd hit it.

Ruh-roh, looks like the teabaggers' day-care teacher showed up to keep everybody in line. No biting your friends, even if they won't give you their bag of cheeseburgers! And no pooping in the street!

Thanks much to "Chris R." and "Matthew A." for the fine photographs.

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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