FEMA Figures Out a Way to Help Katrina Survivors

Because, you know, they want to live like thisIt's been more than two years since Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast and left a shitload of people (many of them poor) without homes and belongings and even some family members. Since then, FEMA and a variety of government agencies have done everything in their power to make things worse for those that couldn't leave or wanted to come back. But, now they totally have a plan!

They're going to kick all the poor people who haven't yet had health problems from their formaldehyde-contaminated living quarters by next May! Because, as good Republicans, they know that if you give a man a fish (a government-owned shitty trailer) he'll eat (have shelter) for a day, but if you teach a man to fish (conjure cheap rental housing in the Gulf Coast area from thin air) then he'll eat (have shelter) for a lifetime. But, you know, they swear they won't just kick people out on the streets even though there's no housing to go back to! They'll, um, well, they'll do something but it totally won't be a disaster like every other time they thought this would be a good idea.

FEMA Sets Date for Closing Katrina Trailer Camps [NY Times]


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