We spent a bit of time trawling through Michael Brown's email for that definitive piece of evidence that would exonerate him (it was the one-armed man who didn't rescue those couple hundred black people, seriously!), but we never found anything this good.


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CNN is hedging their bets re. its authenticity, but it supposedly comes from a "good friend" of Brown's and the President's (right, right). Assuming it's real, we'd be happy to hear your guesses as to the sender's identity. But that's a pretty big assumption, considering that all we have to go on is a very clean-looking and conveniently redacted .pdf. Wait, look, we found another email!

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It's got a big Situation Room stamp on it! It has to be authentic! Wolf Blitzer's personal seal of approval -- look for it on all your sensitive and politically damning correspondence.

Brown: E-mail shows Bush glad FEMA took Katrina flak [CNN]

Related: Wonkette coverage of FEMAil

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