• Join the Young Eagles! It is a decadently homoerotic symposium for young boys under the age of 45 and the older conservative gentleman who get off on mentoring them, consensually. [Daily Kos]
  • This is the lady that Obama and Bill Ayers tried to abort with ecstasy tablets in the 60s. Why won't Obama just apologize instead of voting against giving this lady health care every day of his life? [The Corner]
  • Arabic-language socialist pamphlet the New Mexico Sun News has called the election for Obama. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • In the dead of night, Barack Obama will sneak into your house in a Trojan terror horse, built with white people's taxes. He will then take all of your possessions and pass them out randomly, to the populace, in a sort of Marxist Yankee Swap. [Crooks and Liars]
  • Someone pointed out to Palin that "McCain" rhymed with "brain." So pleased was she with this fancy word learnin' that she welcomed it as a new campaign slogan. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Oh, and NYU Scientists want to know how you make all your decisions about voting and the like. [Survey Fun!]

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