* Dan Bartlett is having a hard time finding himself a job, which is a shock. [WP]

* Barry Obama is going to find himself some Jesus. [WP]

* Candidates are looking for new groups of people to suck the life out of. [Politico]

* Republicans strive hard for rock bottom. [Roll Call]

* Laura Bush knows a demagogue when she sees one because, you know, she's had a lot of practice. [The Hill]

* When he was running Arkansas, Mike Huckabee would, from time to time, spend money on something other than killing people, and this apparently has Republicans concerned. [WT]