Sure, President Bush has his Sharona. Yesterday, however, 58-year-old Laura Bush got a slice of 18-year-old vealcake, when precocious pop pixie Jesse McCartney made sweet love to the First Lady's earholes at a premature Fourth of July celebration:
One young performer, singer Jesse McCartney, asked the president if he could dedicate a song to the first lady. After receiving permission, McCartney sang "She's No You," and continually looked down at the first lady, who mouthed, "Thank you" when he finished.
Mouthed?! That makes implied fossil-fucking sound so dirty. Shame on you, Associated Press.
