The life of a CIA intern: picking Leon Panetta's nose, and spying on North Korea (using Google Earth Street View). [Spotted: DC Interns]

Fishbowl DC spreads nasty rumors about LGBT tabloid Metro Weekly, which is a hate crime. [Washington City Paper]

The best haiku, ever. By Anonymous Badonkadonk. [Holla Back DC]

Poll confirms that Virginia is still full of maniacal racists. [Washington Times]

The purple line? Will it go to Georgetown? Of course not! [Washington Examiner]