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Flabby, Frumpy, Hairy Men Have a Chance After All

A survey of 2000 Playgirl readers provides the best news Washington men have had since the Senate recessed before taking their Viagra away:


-- While 58% favored a slightly muscular build, 42% said they found love handles kind of sexy

-- Chest hair is a turn-off according to 51 %, but 47% said just a little is fine with them

-- Metrosexuals are definitely out, and rough around the edges rule the day (73%)

-- Big bucks are unimportant; only 4% responded that money mattered in the long run

The real news here is that Playgirl found 2000 subscribers who aren't men. Alternate headline: "Playgirl readers willing to settle."

PLAYGIRL Survey Reveals the Sexiest Man Alive Is Not Who You Think [PR Newswire]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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