ONE TOO FEW SENATORS LOVES AMERICA, BABIES, APPLE PIE

AMERICAN FLAG DOOMED... UN FORCES TO ROUND UP ALL FLAGS BY JULY 4, SET THEM ON FIRE... JANE FONDA AND BARBARA STREISAND GET GAY MARRIED IN FLAMING STARS 'N' STRIPES-THEMED CEREMONY... KOS TO BLAME... DEVELOPING...

Flag-burning amendment fails by a vote [CNN]