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Florida Actress Lands New Role!

Oh why are you so weird, boy ... - WonketteFlorida guv Charlie Crist has a new friend -- and she's a lady!


Actress Kelly Heyniger of West Palm Beach is now attending social events and being photographed with the 50-year-old bachelor governor. The 36-year-old performer has also appeared on America's Hottest Mom, The O'Reilly Factor and Dawson's Creek.

Crist has been unenthusiastic about having to appear in public with the woman, telling the Palm Beach Post in February that a party he attended with Heyniger was "just a charity thing."

But now Heyniger has gone on local teevee to tell Florida that she and Charlie are officially dating -- they have a date twice each month, the former Ms. South Carolina told Palm Beach County's WPBF-TV. In 2004, Heyniger auditioned for the show Fear Factor, and told the Palm Beach Post "that in Fear Factor's psychological evaluation, she tested 78 percent masculine."

Florida Governor Charlie Crist Has Beauty Queen Girlfriend [Towelroad]

No fear in dating the governor [St. Petersburg Times]

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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