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Florida Primary Results Basically Meaningless

Polls close at 8 p.m. Eastern. It's a make-or-break race for various people, mostly Rudy Giuliani. Can John Edwards lose again? The best political team on the Internet is very excited about these things ... except we're not, because it doesn't actually matter. Florida's precious 210 Democratic delegates were taken away by Howard Dean and the mean, mean DNC.


Half of the Florida GOP's 114 delegates were taken away by the angry old Republican National Committee. Why? Because nobody in Florida can follow any simple rules, that's why.

In other words, join us for nonstop liveblogging action at 8 p.m. when CNN will immediately call the election for Katherine Harris. See you then! [Miami Herald, CNN]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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