Seat-warming Florida Sen. George Lemieux, a frenchy, is FURIOUS at Barack Obama for not getting in a wetsuit and using his magical powers to plug the oil hole with rainbows. "I wanna see my president not in a suit in Washington D.C. I wanna see him down on the Gulf Coast, not just for a day of photo shoot, but on the job, leading the effort." It is his job, after all! "When he's not there, I want Joe Biden." Ha ha is that really what you want? "I don't want him in Africa going to a soccer game." That's the perfect place for Joe Biden! Wait. Who the hell is George Lemieux, again? [TPM]