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Florida to Be Annexed to Scarborough Country?

The AP reports that the Florida Republican Party, unhappy with U.S. Senate candidacy of Katherine "I've Already Counted the Votes, Thank You Very Much" Harris, is wooing former Republican Revolutionary Joe Scarborough as a replacement candidate to go up against incumbent Senator Bill Nelson. Still, Scarborough is just a TV personality, and a cable one at that; Nelson is a former astronaut. According to our own boyhood hierarchy of professions, only a fireman or a cowboy can beat him. Unless, of course, Scarborough can get Kathering Harris back to count the votes. . .


GOP Woos Scarborough to Replace Harris

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