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Foley on ABC!

foleyim.jpgBRIAN ROSS IS READING THE IM'S OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS. VIDEO TK.


Update: Here's the video. Couple AIM transcripts after the jump.

So someone get us the "explicit" too-hot-for-ABC IM transcripts please. Thanks a bunch.

Update: Here are the IM transcripts they actually used on-air:

Maf54: You in your boxers, too?

Teen: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went late.

Maf54: Well, strip down and get relaxed.

Maf54: What ya wearing?

Teen: tshirt and shorts

Maf54: Love to slip them off of you.

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?

Teen: A little.

Maf54: Cool.

Video still TK. Here's ABC's pdf of the dirty stuff.

The dirty stuff is creepy and depressing and makes us sad. But hey, between this and Malkin, we know you guys like the barrel scraped dry. So here you go, Representative Mark Foley (R-FLA) is never too busy to masturbate. Today might be an exception, unless he got it done this morning.

aimfoley.jpgYeah, it's not actually funny unless Brian Ross is reading it aloud.

Exclusive: The Sexually Explicit Internet Messages That Led to Fla. Rep Foley's Resignation [The Blotter]

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