Former Senator Alan Simpson Explains: Lynne Cheney Is A Filthy Liar

Former Senator Alan Simpson Explains: Lynne Cheney Is A Filthy Liar

Hmmmm, whom shall we believe in the ongoing saga ofmob boss Lynne Cheney telling old GOP man Alan Simpson to "shut his mouth"? Alan Simpson, who confirms his daughter-in-law's story that Lynne Cheney told him to shut his mouth? Or Lynne Cheney, novelist, "conservative scholar," wife of Dick and mother of Liz? Man, that's a tough one.

To recap, even though we kind of already did, Alan Simpson's daughter-in-law put on her MyFace page that Lynne Cheney had told Alan Simpson to shut his mouth. Lynne Cheney? Ahem:

"We have been friends for over 40 years. As to the story posted on Facebook, I have to admit I am at a bit of a loss. That simply did not happen."

So that was Tuesday.

But now Alan Simpson is like "yup, bitch told me to shut up, by cracky and whatnot."

What does Lynne Cheney tell the Casper Star-Tribune now?

“It was about Al’s blowup at the FMC event in Laramie, when my 15-year-old granddaughter asked him to sign a football to be used to raise money for cancer patients in Rock Springs,” Cheney said of the confrontation at the Cody fundraiser. “Al was rude to my granddaughter and I told him he was out of line. The topic was not Mike Enzi.”

When will Alan Simpson apologize for making Lynne Cheney make up lies to cover her lies? How about never? Is never good for you?

[StarTribune, via TPM]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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