The mentally ill are such ideal teevee guests, aren't they?

Oh, good thing she brought that book along to show in case we wanted to buy one. Hadn't heard of it.

WAIT A SECOND, WHAT'S THAT ON HER PALM? Does that say "NH"? As in New Hampshire? Oh God, this woman is running for president. EVERYONE. EVERYONE THINKS THEY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT. [Splitsider]