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Foster Friess Is Already Doing The Lord's Work For Mitt Romney On Teevee

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Foster Friess, a gadgets/apps blogger at Foster's Campfire Blog who also has hundreds of millions of dollars, is letting the Mitt Romney campaign know very early on that if it wants his sweet, sweet SuperPAC money that had been going to Rick Santorum, it will permit him to go out of his way to embarrass himself and everyone associated with him on television, whenever he wants. Now who'd like a metaphor?

And so, to yesterday's cable news spot:“There are a lot of things that haven’t been hammered at because Rick and Mitt have been going at each other. Now that they have trained their barrels on President Obama, I hope his teleprompters are bullet-proof." The LA Times suggests that Friess was using "gun imagery" here. We just don't see it, liberal media.

This guy is funny, is all we're saying. He's a comedian. Was he literally encouraging Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum to assassinate the President of the United States? Naw, that's just some homespun country talk from ol' Foss. Heh heh boy howdy, I do declare, motherfuckers.

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And now for some very serious TUT TUTTING! It's time again for Republicans to make sad words about President Treason McTraitorpants selling out the country. This time they are seriously concerned, nay even deeply troubled, that Donald Trump would stand next to Vladimir Putin and pretend the Russians didn't hack the 2016 election. These patriotic Republicans are shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not, like, upset enough to do anything about it -- not with a fascist carpooler to jam into the Supreme Court. But they've got tweets, so it's all good!

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Republicans are in a pickle. Midterms are coming up and the party in the White House usually loses seats in those elections. It doesn't help their chances that their guy Donald Trump frolics through fields holding hands with self-made Russian dictator and coincidental poisoner Vladimir Putin, who our own justice department believes attacked our mostly free elections and our true national monument, the Internet.

If you're as old as I am, you'll recall that back in the 1980s, the whole Republican brand involved not trusting the Ruskies, and they were especially disappointed when Kevin Costner turned out to be one in No Way Out. Now, the current Republican president is talking like some kind of crazy commie lib, bashing the FBI and giving the benefit of the doubt to a former KGB agent. During an interview Sunday where he wore a hat with "USA" in big letters on it, presumably so someone could easily return him if he got lost on the field trip, Trump went so far as to call the European Union a "foe" of his country, which if you believe his hat is supposedly the United States not Russia.

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