- One of those wily Horsemen of the Apocalypse took a leisurely pleasure-ride through the streets of Cairo. [FoxNation]
- According to science, nature, and Jesus, a woman's intelligence and credibility is a function of the size of her ass. [Michelle Malkin]
- Allah fires a warning shot by casting a magic missile over the East Coast. [Fox News]
- Self-hating baby-man David Vitter speaks out on closing the terror-baby loophole. [CNN]
- The next president of the United States, Mike Huckabee, will solve all America's problems by outlawing abortion. [LifeNews]
