Four Marines Murdered By ISIS, Or Maybe Just Lone Wolf With Muslimy Name, Who Knows?

Four people were murdered, and another three injured, at two military sites in Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Thursday, by a man identified by the FBI as Mohammod Youssuf Abdulazeez. The FBI cautioned that "it would be premature to speculate on the motives of the shooter at this time," but come ON, just look at that name, would ya? What more do you need to know?
The New York Times reports that the FBI "had not been investigating Mr. Abdulazeez before Thursday’s shooting, and law enforcement officials said they had not known of any plans for attacks" in Chattanooga. Nonetheless, the Usual Crowd knows that it's time for some more War on Radical Islam -- why do we need to bother with "investigations" and "details" when we know that All The Muslims did it? Rage-fueled angerharpy Michelle Malkin didn't even like Barack Obama's expression of sympathy for the victims' families, apparently because the president didn't immediately nuke Syria, or Iraq, or whoever we need to nuke:
Terrorism, probably, but an act of war? By what country? The killer was a naturalized American citizen who was originally from Kuwait, so which of those countries do we attack? Yes, yes, we know, the bad guy is Radical Islam, but there's no country with that name. Stupid Man on the Internet Jim Hoft knows who we need to bomb: Arizona.
The two Islamist idiots who were killed trying to attack that "Draw Mohammed Contest" in Texas were also from Arizona, so we suppose it's only a matter of time until some heroes try to burn down the Phoenix mosque, for America. We won't be surprised if shy publicity-seeker Jon Ritzheimer is reluctantly forced to hold another armed peaceful protest.
One possible problem with Hoft's detective work, of course, is that, as in any developing story, some things turn out not to be true. An hour after the story screen-capped above, the link saying that Abdulazeez "is from Arizona" went to a corrected story saying he's from Hixon, Tennessee.
Hoft updated the post to take "Arizona" out of the headline, but left the inaccurate link in the text. Couldn't hurt to protest in Phoenix anyway.
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Also, if you needed any proof that this was an ISIS attack, Hoft points out that an Islamist Twitter account (now suspended) appeared to take credit for the shootings:
Of course, after any attack, it's not unusual for multiple terrorist groups to claim responsibility, or, more commonly, for no claim to be made at all.
The Islamic Society of Greater Chattanooga issued a statement saying, “We condemn this act in the strongest possible terms as one of cowardice and hate.” This will not, of course, satisfy any of the usual idiots, who will say that Muslims never condemn such attacks, or if they do, they're lying.
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Eventually we'll learn more about Mohammod Youssuf Abdulazeez, but one thing is certain: Barack Obama made this happen by being a weakling, at least during those moments when he's not an absolute tyrant, as Breitbart's professional ragehole-at-large Ben Shapiro helpfully points out:
And Breitbart editor Joel Pollak knows, just knows, that because Obama is just covering up the truth, rather than waiting until all the facts are in:
What a dumbass -- calling the murders of four Marines "heartbreaking." That just encourages more terrorism. Maybe Obama should call for a crusade instead.
On somebody, somewhere.
[FBI / NYT / Gateway Pundit / The Daily Beast]
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