Fox Blonde Martha MacCallum Has Special Thoughts On Ladies' 'Special' Pay


Well, looks like Martha MacCallum is trying to make a name for herself with the ol' Fox higher-ups!

How? By insisting little ladies don't want the "special" handout that is equal pay for equal work. That is "special" indeed!

First off, Tucker Carlson is right (WHAT? yup.), and women working at the White House should be earning equal wages to their male counterparts. Then the men argue for a while until Martha MacCallum whispers in her tiny girl voice, "excuse me fellows pardon me" and then finally remembers what Megyn Kelly would do and shouts YO YO YO I'M TALKING HERE, or something, but still in her little girl voice, because attention must maybe if you don't mind too terribly be paid. And what is it Martha MacCallum wants to say, like a little tyke tugging at their greatcoats in a 1930s short film? (It is a 1930s short film, so she will say it with a lithp.) "Thay, mithter! Women don't want a thpecial handout and women are already paid exthactly what they're worth!"

We honestly don't even know what to say to that -- like, right now we are basically a dog cocking our head and trying to make out what mommy is saying -- so we will move on to this:

Do you love how Tucker Carlson's squinty beady eyes get even squintier and beadier when she shouts over them? And by "love it," we mean "go back to bed and hide under the covers, because he is terrifying and we're a skeered."


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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