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Oh look, Fox News is being racially transcendent again! We predicted after the White House Correspondents Dinner, AKA Nerd Prom, that the race experts at Fox News and other shining lights of the wingnut-igentsia would treat us to weeks upon weeks of how it's super unfair how Larry Wilmore got to call Barack Obama "my nigga" on TV, but white people aren't supposed to say it AT ALL. Many still do, of course, around the dinner table with their white families, but they know the P.C. police are probably waiting outside their houses to take them to liberal agenda jail. This makes them :(

The outrage started almost immediately, with Fox's Todd Starnes having a Twitter pee-gasm about how OH MY STARS! it was to hear a black person use that word. And now another Fox idiot, Martha MacCallum, has a sad too:

I tell my kids never to use that word, right? So then they see this on the dais and they say like, how come some people can use it and other people can't use it? And It's funny when some people use it. It sends a very -- it's kind of a divisive message actually because it makes you feel like you know, that there are different rules for different people. And if you can get away with it, then it's okay.

Oh, Martha! Come here and sit at Wonkette's feet and let us explain something. When you are a mommy and something confuses your kid, it's your job to try to help them make sense of things. You can have a great discussion about history and how that word has always been used as a tool of oppression when white people hurl it toward black people, but that sometimes marginalized groups ...

Ugh. That's what Martha just did right now, while we were trying to help her. What an asshole.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]She would probably rather go cry delicious white tears of jealousy with her fellow Fox employees Steve Doocy and the aforementioned Todd "The Alleged Pee Enthusiast" Starnes, or maybe call her former colleague Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the Snapchat. Those folks were all very upset together back when Barack Obama said the N-word in the aftermath of the Charleston shootings, so maybe they can have a little support group where they talk about the tyranny of how they're not 'posed to say that word but whisper it into each other's mouths anyway.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]After Martha made her complaints known, the next person to respond was obviously black conservative Kevin Jackson, who reassured her that if a white person had said it, they never woulda gotten away with it, so who's the racist now? Not white people, perish the thought! Jackson is one of those black guys who thinks other black people would be OK if they were wingnuts like him, but doesn't seem to like them otherwise.

Jackson explained why, according to the dingleberries in his brain cavity, Larry Wilmore said the bad word:

Larry Wilmore essentially knew ... all these great supposed journalists could not say what he just said to the president and get away with it. This is the wussification of America ...


We said it the other day, but black conservatives are kinda weird, y'all.

Anyway, fuck these trolls, we are bored of them and they should get off our TVs forever.

[Media Matters]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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