Fox News 'Judge' Jeanine Pirro Stalking Hillary Clinton Because She Is Stupid And Exhausting
Jeanine Pirro poses with a candelabra from Cocteau's 'Beauty and the Beast'
Fox News "personality" Jeanine Pirro made a very funny joke Friday to tease her dumb Fox News yelling show this weekend: She found a spot in the woods near Chappaqua, New York, and made like she was waiting for Hillary Clinton to come hiking by, because if there's anything more guffaw-inducing than the idea that some lady just met Hillary while hiking in the woods the day after the election last December, nobody knows what it is. It had to be fake, you know! Somehow, the photo of Clinton meeting a woman who she'd previously met another time, years before, is, in rightwing land, so completely impossible that the whole thing had to be staged, because isn't that exactly the cynical sort of ploy a Clinton would do, to get us into a WAR!!!!!????????
Never mind that Margot Gerster said, no, the photo wasn't staged, and that she's not a Clinton operative: On the right, that clearly fake chance encounter more than a year ago between a voter and the candidate she'd voted for was proof that the nation had barely escaped disaster by electing Donald Trump, who you will never, ever find anywhere near a wooded area unless he's really sliced badly again. And then he'll just quietly "find" his ball right at the edge of the fairway.
So, with that important set-up out of the way, get ready for Pirro's BOFFO joke here!
Here I am, in front of the woods, in Chappaqua, looking for Hillary. You think I’m going to find her? You think she’s anywhere around? Tune in tomorrow.
Hope you're just doubled over at the cleverness of that!
Oh, and on her stupid show Saturday, there doesn't appear to have been any payoff to the joke, such as it was; if Pirro had another funny vid shot in the woods, she didn't bother putting it up on Twitter -- instead, it was the expected blather about Democrats holding sick children hostage for the sake of illegal aliens, how Donald Trump has been a huge success, and how stupid those women's marches are, since "Over half a million American women have entered the work force since he took over." (A reminder that Trump in his first year created fewer jobs than any year since 2011, but what do you want her to do, NOT LIE?) Oh, and she did an interview with Trump's idiot son -- no, the other idiot son, Eric -- who lay in a coffin, sipped from a juice box, and said "I'm a vampire, grrr."
Next week, Pirro is expected to promote her show by going to a hamburger stand with a bottle of Dijon mustard and making jokes about how fat Michelle Obama's ass is.
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