Fox News Personality Revealed As Fair, Balanced
Our favorite right-wing blog network held a party/panel thing at the National Press Club last night, and a youthful communist of some sort was able to sneak in and get the dirty details. August J. Pollak's report is filled with shocking revelations such as:
* The catering was unimpressive, with the centerpiece of the dessert table being "a gigantic, heaping bowl of Marshmallow Fluff."
* Jeff Gannon was there, although it's unsure who requested the outcall.
* The more rabid Muslim Haters were kept off the panel, but they cheered lustily and drunkenly from the audience.
* Fox News analyst Jane Hall bravely challenged several sweeping generalizations made by Pajamas Media blogger-panelists.