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While the rest of the inmates at the Fox "News" asylum are having themselves the biggest pants-crapping meltdown over Ebolapocalypseghazigate since some Muslim guy inhaled and then exhaled just like a terrorist, Shep Smith -- the guy known as the very lonely lone voice of occasional reason, which is the lowest damned bar imaginable, but okay -- is sick of Fox freaking the freak out, and he is not going to take it anymore.


For the next few minutes, I’m going to give you the facts on Ebola. It will take just three minutes. But first, today, given what we know, you should have no concerns about Ebola. None. I promise. Unless a medical professional has contacted you personally, and told you of some sort of possible exposure, fear not. Do not listen to the hysterical voices on the radio and the television or read the fear-provoking words online. The people who say and write hysterical things are being very irresponsible.

Here are the facts.

Shep then proceeds to list a bunch of facts about the man who contracted Ebola overseas and died in a Texas hospital, but he doesn't even mention that the guy was personally invited by Barry H. Bamz Blackity Obama to infect us all, so we don't even know what he means by "facts."

Then he says, "We do not have an outbreak of Ebola in the United States," which is riDICulous, because hello! One guy died, and a nurse has Ebola now too, and some other lady we think, so exactly how many more people need to be infected before Shep realizes that we do indeed have an epidemic, and it's coming for all of us and our pets, which is why Fluffy must die now. (If you didn't know that, you need to be watching more Sean Hannity.)

Then Shep really goes off the rails.

Suggestions have been made publicly that leaders and medical professionals may be lying to us. Those suggestions are completely without basis in fact. There is no evidence of any kind of which we at Fox News are aware that leaders have lied about anything regarding Ebola.

Does Shep pay any attention at all to his own network? Steve Doocy of Fox & Friends (he's the morning blond who isn't wearing a skirt) already proved that Dr. Tom Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, has no clue what he's talking about when he says Americans should not freak out.

“I know you say the public does not need to worry about it,” Doocy said. “But I’ve got to tell you something, my daughter works in the building directly across the street from the hospital, and I talked to her last night. She’s a little freaked out.”

Dr. Frieden was so completely destroyed by that hard-hitting interview that he wouldn't even face Bill O'Reilly, which is why he should resign because he is a coward and a liar, and he won't even recommend that President Obama ban Africans from Africa, which is just plain common sense, DUH, so clearly Dr. Frieden is in on the entire Obama administration scheme to declare martial law and kill us all with Ebola to get even with America, which he hates, according to Fox psychiatrist Keith Ablow, because slavery.

Freak out? Be hysterical? Shep, we don't even know what you're talking about. America is simply reacting to fair and balanced reports that we're all going to die, THANKS OBAMA. If you're not worried, maybe you should watch more Fox News. That should scare you right up.

[Media Matters]

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Donald Trump's immigration goon squads were all set to start mass arrests and deportations of families in multiple cities Sunday, but before the raids started, he tweeted Saturday that he'd decided to delay the operation by two weeks -- to allow Democrats a chance to join Republicans in trashing US asylum law. Trump took a phone call Friday evening from Nancy Pelosi urging him to hold off on the raids, although it's also possible that internal disagreements about the operation at the Department of Homeland Security may have been part of the reason for the delay, too. In the meantime, Trump gets to terrify undocumented families some more and rant about deporting "millions," although the planned operation was actually targeted only at a couple thousand people who have already received deportation orders.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement had been gearing up to start raids in 10 US cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Baltimore, to show how tough America is, and never mind that the sweeps would certainly have led to more family separations, as ICE scooped up at least some undocumented parents of children born in the US. The news also comes while the media is reporting filthy, inhuman conditions at the border camps where newly arrested immigrants, including babies, are being packed in, leading to plenty of awkward questions about why the government suddenly wants to arrest more people in the interior of the country? (Hint: President Eichmann just announced his reelection bid.)

The Great Deporter announced the delay of the operation Saturday by Twitter, as if that were normal, then followed up with more bluster Sunday.

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Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?

Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019 youtu.be

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