Fred Thompson Compares Dems to NASCAR or Raccoons or Something
Goddamnit Fred Thompson is an idiot. Idiot idiot idiot dumbface! The latest example: Because Rudy Giuliani attended a NASCAR race Sunday, Thompson was probably worried that his redneck capital was being infringed upon. To recover lost hick points in Iowa on Tuesday, Thompson made a NASCAR simile about Democrats. Surely his NASCAR voter base appreciated the comparison.
At a coffee house in Iowa yesterday, Thompson delivered supports a simple means of understanding the Demrats, in his best practicin'-in-dem-mirror-all-night voice: "It's like they're all in training for the NASCAR, you know, nothing but a left turn, just steady as she goes, all the way around."
So... the Democrats are the South's favorite thing ever? And wouldn't Thompson describe himself as the South's favorite thing ever? So if a =b... carry the zero... Fred Thompson is the Democrats? Jesus Fred, you're smarter than we thought.
Dems are like NASCAR, Thompson says [ABC News]