Fred Thompson Teaches Birth Control To Children
Oh look, it's Folksy Fred Thompson doing a teevee interview and he's got a little girl on his lap for some reason and OH JESUS CHRIST SHE'S EATING A DIAPHRAGM. Okay, you can stop the clip now -- we have no idea what happens after it cuts away from the charming sight of a little girl chewing on her mother's giant diaphragm. WTF, people, WTF? Is this what happens when all the real toys are covered in Red Chinese poison lead paint?
Fred and Jeri Thompson talk to Sean Hannity [YouTube]