Has the whole gang of lousy presidential candidates bummed you out? Bored with Barry? Hate Hillary? Concerned about the nonstop forced sodomy that is sure to ensure should Rudy become president? Are Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich just too... mainstream for you?

Then have we got good news for you! Throw out your "Re-elect Gore" buttons, because America's true savior is on the way: Cynthia McKinney is going to run for president. Maybe.

Rather than talk about what other candidates don't do, what I could probably rather talk about is what I could do as a potential candidate. So, you know, 2008 has not been ruled out, some kind of effort.

In these dark times, America, we need true leadership. Vote McKinney, or she'll fuck your shit up.

Our 44th President [Hit&Run]