Frist Responsive to Factual Stimuli

Faced with evidence that suggested his diagnosis of Terri Schiavo was incorrect, Bill Frist coolly yanks out reality's feeding tube. We're guessing this means an end to his adventures in videotape diagnoses, but what about epistolatory doctoring? After the jump, Wonkette operative Sean Blythe imagines a few possible exchanges:

Dear Dr. Frist,

My left arm is numb and I have a terrible pain in my chest. Can you tell me what might be wrong?


Lakewood, OH

Dear Thomas:

Hard to diagnose someone without actually examining them. Hee hee! Seriously, I note that you hail from Lakewood, Ohio. The database we keep in my office (shhh!) indicates that


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