The guy in the Pedobear furry suit -- excuse us, PEE-doh-bear -- has been upgraded from "dorky guy with Internet meme costume at ComicCon" to "registered sex offender."

And he/IT is headed to Tulsa, to rape all the white children! Folks, this is why "communications degree" = "utter fucking idiot." Congratulations, Fox 23 Tulsa. [The Awl/Gawker]