Game Faces, People: It's Time To Send Mitt Romney Birthday Messages
After a weekend spend conducting thorough state-of-the-art forensic tests at a Defense Dept. tech lab deep under the Catoctin mountains -- it's so cool that we're not even allowed to tell anyone it exists! -- your Wonkette has confirmed that this isnot an feverish projection of our desires, but an actual email that arrived in our inbox:
Write a message to Mitt and help me wish him a happy birthday:
Thanks so much!
You're welcome! *Cracks knuckles*
Ehhh... pedestrian warblogging, at best. We couldn't handle the pressure.
Can you, reader?