When we first read the headline, we thought maybe the former military escort was finally getting his Deep Throat on. No such luck, he's talking figuratively, not literally. But even so, we're betting this unsolicited testes-monial never quite makes it into the press pack of Patrick McHenry, who describes himself as "a vocal advocate of traditional values and strongly supports a constitutional amendment outlining marriage as the union of one man and one woman."
Freshman GOP Rep. shows stones [Jeff Gannon]
Sanctity of Marriage [Patrick McHenry]
