Jesus, who can even keep track of the idiots these days? There was that one, the new conservative sweetheart soft-porn boob-job-having local-yokel beauty queen, on the teevee, and Perez Hilton got her to say the queers can't get married cuz Jebus hates homos, and then the nekkid pictures were revealed, and World Net Daily anointed her as the Holy Whore of Gay Bashing, and Donald Trump went bankrupt or something, and then Carrie Prejean finally got fired for "contract violations," the end, we hope. [CNN/Perez Hilton]