Gay Meth Sex Preacher Set To Star In Episode of 'Celebrity Wife Swap'
Meth-hungry gay hooker aficionado and Jesus salesman Ted "Swear I'm Not A Homo" Haggard is back in the news for agreeing to sell his wife to Gary Busey on national television in exchange for money that they will each be paid for doing this, as "popular entertainment." We sincerely hope that the tapes of this show are the last remaining evidence of humanity when aliens discover the charred remains of Earth, in 2024:
Producers of “Celebrity Wife Swap” confirmed to People magazine on Wednesday that the former New Life Church pastor and his wife, Gayle, will appear star in the new ABC reality series, on which they will swap partners (without sex) with actor Gary Busey and his wife.
Sources have told The Gazette that the show will shoot Thursday at the GLBT Pride Center in Colorado Springs.
The premise is simple: Haggard and Busey will swap wives for a short time. The first couple of days, the husbands make the rules for their new “spouses.” After that, the wives take charge. The fun could come from the conflict between Haggard and Busey’s wife, whom sources say is a spiritual woman but not a fan of organized religion.