Gay Obama Gonna Make The White House Pink Tonight, For Gayness, Breast Cancer, Whatever Same Thing


Gay Barack Obama, who isdefinitely and 1000 percent totally gay, is going to make the Black House White House pink tonight, because of how he is really absolutely supergay.

Tourists may do a double take when they pass by the White House on Thursday.

That's because, for one evening, the Pennsylvania Avenue side of the president's official residence will be lit up in pink for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

The anchor at the Naval Observatory will also be lit pink. The observatory is home to the vice president's residence.

Also, Joe Biden is totally gay too.

First the Marines have to wear fancy bonnets, and now Barack Obama is painting everything pink because he is a man-lady. Will no one stop Barack Obama from spreading the buttsechs all over our land?


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