Genteel Wonkers Of The Southern Persuasion, We Shall Be Upon Thee!
My dear, I don't give a hot flying fuck at a rolling donut!
Richmond! Charlotte! Charleston! Atlanta! Memphis! And maybe Little Rock! Our Wonkette Winter Wonksicle Tour traveling caravan of utter nonsense is headed for you like a Cat One hurricane (yes, we know that's the smallest) that got downgraded to a slight drizzle!
First we shall toast to Uncle Ho at Mekong in Richmond, Virginia, (no we won't, we are just kidding, we shall toast to the bright legal mind and dry wit lolololol of Uncle Antonin), Wednesday (tomorrow), Feb. 17, let us call it 5 to 7 p.m. 6004 W Broad St, Richmond, VA 23230.
Charlotte, North Carolina, you are up Thursday, Feb. 18, 5-7 p.m. at the Triple C Brew Pub.
Charleston, South Carolina, we will raise all your flags Friday, Feb. 19. Mellow Mushroom, 5 to 7 p.m., the one on Magnolia in Avondale.
Atlanta! You have been added to the Nonsense Tour! Monday, Feb. 22.
Memphis, come and meet Evan Hurst with us, he is SO HANDSOME! Tuesday, Feb. 23.
Little Rock, we are definitely gonna stop in ya. We might make you come visit us at a trailer park though. Wednesday, Feb. 24.
Then it's on to my mama's for my birthday the next day, reminder: I like presents. You know what would be a good present, besides all the other ones? Getting our gottdammt kickstarter funded, as it ends on my birthday and I was in charge of bringing "the money." (And I did; half of all pledges came through this here mommyblog, because YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.) You know what else would be a good present? A present! Also, marijuanas and booze.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.