We can only imagine what'll go down at this particular event.

Allen to Attend Fairfax Ethnic Community Rally on Saturday

ARLINGTON, VA--Senator George Allen will be a featured speaker at the Fairfax County Republican Committee's 3rd Annual Ethnic Community Campaign Kick-Off Rally on Saturday morning at Edison High School.

All right, Virginians -- get your camcorders and your ultra-obscure French-Colonial Racial Slur Reference Books ready. It ought to be an entertaining weekend.

And for a sneak preview of Senator Allen's remarks, read Dick Durbin's last speech.