September 08, 2006 12:50 PM
George Allen to Attend "Ethnic Community Rally," Thoroughly and Repeatedly Wash Hands
We can only imagine what'll go down at this particular event.
Allen to Attend Fairfax Ethnic Community Rally on Saturday
ARLINGTON, VA--Senator George Allen will be a featured speaker at the Fairfax County Republican Committee's 3rd Annual Ethnic Community Campaign Kick-Off Rally on Saturday morning at Edison High School.
All right, Virginians -- get your camcorders and your ultra-obscure French-Colonial Racial Slur Reference Books ready. It ought to be an entertaining weekend.
And for a sneak preview of Senator Allen's remarks, read Dick Durbin's last speech.