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George Bush Back In Haiti, And This Time He's Wearing Gloves!

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  • Matt Yglesias illustrates the ironic nature of our permanent occupation of Iraq with a special Alanis Morissette song! [Matt Yglesias]


  • Remember Dan Maes, the Colorado Tea Party man who exposed the U.N. conspiracy that would have forced the entire city of Denver to ride around on an enormous Tandem bicycle? Dan Maes' comments were taken out of context, actually. But Dan Maes is still concerned that bicycles are unconstitutional, because let's face it, they probably are. [Think Progress]

  • The State of California is moments away from imploding, mostly because it is "extremely difficult for normal people to live in" -- normal people like Tim Cavanaugh, according to Tim Cavanaugh. [Hit & Run]

  • Republicans will win big in November through acceptable revolution: "violence at the polls." Erick Erickson wants bloody race riots and other forms of violence at the polls, you heard it here first! [RedState]

  • George W. Bush is making another trip to Haiti, probably so he can shake hands with black people and then wipe himself with Bill Clinton's shirt. [The Caucus]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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