Fine, fine, we will post this. Bush Junior and Dollar Bill Clinton are in Haiti, which is a good thing.

They are former presidents both, and historical embarrassments, and despite the dozen or so Major Global Disasters since the Haiti Quake, the already desperately-poor people of that wretched half-an-island are still mostly living outside, still without running water and reliable power, still cursed by all the usual third-world tropical diseases multiplied by disaster, AND JESUS CHRIST DID YOU SEE THAT DUBYA WIPED COLORED COOTIES ON CLINTON'S SHIRT, YUCK. [The Awl, with prodding from Wonkette operative "Lily E."]